So what?!

Dear Person Who Thinks They Can Parent Better Than Me: Please refrain from turning around and rolling your eyes in disgust because I am refusing to pick up my 30 lbs three-year-old. She can walk. In fact, she’s been walking for the past 24 months.  For some reason you don’t recognize the oldest known power […]

I Need a Sick Day

I hate those DayQuil/NyQuil commercials telling me that moms and dads don’t get sick days.  Why the heck not? I am a firm believer that we should be awarded sick days because our children are Petri dishes of sickness. What kills me is they get the sniffles and we get laryngitis.  So yes, we parents […]

5 Ways Your Toddler Makes Life Better

In honor of the pseudo-holiday I’ve dubbed “Toddler Appreciation Day”, here are just five of the reasons you should love your toddler today.  #5 Adventure is their middle name. They are down for a new experience. If you lead, they will follow. #4. Building a blanket fort and watching your favorite childhood movie will make […]