She’s cute, quirky and great to be around. She makes you laugh. She fixes your hair. Takes you shopping. You adore her, even if you find yourself holding her purse while she goes to the bathroom. Here’s my advice, “Put down her purse and run!”
You’re her bestest guy friend. And she thinks you’re tres adorbs, but it ends there. She loves her bad boys. She needs to fix him. Make him love her. She thinks someday he will realize her worth and stop running all over her. And you keep picking up the pieces for this loser dude. Don’t worry, this has been happening since the beginning of time.
What you need to do is find that girl who wants you from Jump! Why? Because you have a less than 5% chance of flipping the script and getting the girl! You might as well be invisible or wearing a dress. Curse Hollywood for that Can’t Buy Me Love movie! Things rarely happen that way. While finding a friend and lover is the ultimate goal, you should try find a girl who appreciates your awesome collection of comics, ASAP.
We Bad Girls are not a dream! In fact, we are just the beginning of a very long, pining nightmare.